Oh God it's a series.
So here's another dang picture crafted along this "drawing relatively prominent male online game reviewers as curvaceous lady types" line of thought. Man! That's a thin line. And yet there are far more people on it than you would guess. DeviantArt, ladies and gentlemen.
Though I'm not really sure I can call
Jon "Tron" Jafari a "game reviewer" in the traditional sense since he doesn't so much review games as piss his stream of consciousness all over them. But he's damn good at it. Yeah, I know, right? Who'da thought that that was a thing which you could be good at? Well the man has an incredible sense of comedic timing, editing his videos with a kind of kinetic, nonsensical, action-beat mentality which makes them feel like a full meal for the senses even though he usually doesn't even finish playing the games. Plus, his sidekick is a cybernetic bird named Jacques. Jacky? Jacquina? Jacqueline? Yeah. Yeah, that'll do. Trust me, they have great chemistry.
As a side note, Jafari's a pretty nice last name. I'm not sure why he even needed an alias. He coulda done stuff with that. He could've called his show "Jon Jafari's Game Safari!" Put on an explorer hat, given himself a kind of Doctor Livingstone motif. That was a game too. Kind of a missed opportunity, right? Well. He's still pretty cool.
So hey, should I stop with this? Seriously. I need you to tell me if I should STOP THIS. You're all I got, man. I can't tell if I'm descending into madness. The voices won't give me straight answers!
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On the one hand, she's hot, but on the other hand, she'll be just as prone to randomly breaking out in soDEATH COMES TO US ALL
I can only imagine how AVGM would turn out.