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Nine! Nine! Nine! Nine! :iconjoeengland:JoeEngland 9 3
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Fan Fiction: Legerdemain
It's a beautiful day in spite of it all.
Amethyst and Pearl had always been a study in contrast, and not always to productive ends. Without Rose's influence they had trouble reconciling their differences into a complimentary relationship (unlike Ruby and Sapphire). More often they were like stones scraping against one another, giving off sparks. They were getting better over time, but even when they weren't in conflict they still demonstrated vastly dissimilar reactions to identical affairs. Garnet found it rather wonderful.
Today Pearl was shrieking. "Why didn't you see!? Why didn't you see!?" Over and over again, a shuddering mantra marching through tears as she beat her rail thin limbs against Garnet's chest. Amethyst, meanwhile, was quiet. Mouth slack, eyes wide, a shaky hand jerking across Steven's blank face as though hunting for breath. There was none, of course. He was clearly dead.
And Garnet's slender finger stroked her chin as she analyzed the scene. At this point there was
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Fan Fiction: The Solution
The Doctor was in a mood to impress his companion a little.  But only a little, for now.  Not a lot.  So he took a moment to settle on an appropriate fragment of information.
"Seldom known fact…" he began, quite casually (as he usually began).  "Time Lords are so advanced that their very concept of numbers expanded long ago to include an extra digit between eight and nine."
His companion lit up with an appropriate fragment of curiosity.  "There's a number between eight and nine?"
"Certainly," said the Doctor.  "Well, to a Time Lord there is.  So, for example, a human being's thirteen is a Time Lord's twelve."
The companion mulled it over a little, contemplating the characteristic, comical complexity of the Doctor's world view.  "Well what's this mystery number called?"
Word association invited memories into the Doctor's mind, a few fish snatched from a vast ocean.  "The closest approximate translation in your language would be 'War,'"
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Commission: Lovely Things (3) :iconjoeengland:JoeEngland 49 25
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Gorgeous work, really. Atmospheric like nobody's business. The color scheme and floating particles in the sunlight make it seem almost ...


The colors are gorgeous and vivid, the out-of-focus effect drawing to mind old monster movies. The characters exude personality, and th...

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Y'know... I gotta admit, I saw it too. I know they're sisters, and I should be able to watch a depiction of two siblings expressing the...

Wait.  It takes place in 2029, right?  Six years after the future parts of Days of Future Past.

Except... in the ending of that movie we saw Xavier's School full of students.  But in Logan we hear that there haven't been any new mutant births in about 25 years.

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I know it's not the first time the X-Men movies have contorted their canon, but I'm kind of surprised I figured that out before I heard it from someone else.

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Joe England
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I spent six years learning at the Savannah College of Art and Design in Savannah, Georgia, and have been publishing my webcomic (Zebra Girl) since 2000. I don't drink, smoke, eat meat, or do drugs, and yet I remain worthy of pity. Then again, that might go without saying.
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RedKnight33 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2017
Happy St Patrick's Day! ;)

Also, sorry for bugging you with Bendy last time. :tears:

I guess I got too eager about the new horror game! ^^;
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JoeEngland Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017  Professional General Artist
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too!  And hey, no worries, I wasn't bugged.  I was just mulling it over!  I guess a lot would depend on whether or not Bendy checked in at the front desk.
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RedKnight33 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017
Do you think Bendy would fall under the same classification as Sam since he also came from a cartoon, or would he be closer to Zandra in terms of species? :confused:

I just wish we knew more about this game! ^^;
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JoeEngland Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017  Professional General Artist
Honestly, Bendy seems a little more similar to Black Betty than either Zandra or Sam.  But there's still little commonality.  He'd probably come off more as a straight-up demon than anything else.
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RedKnight33 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2017
I just had a thought: how do you think Zandra would react to meeting Bendy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=suFxAP…;:)
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RedKnight33 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2017
Hi! :)

How have you been? :)

I saw this and thought you might like it: wtalespinner.deviantart.com/ar… it looks like another "zebra-girl"! ;)
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JoeEngland Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2017  Professional General Artist
Yes, I've been following that!  It's a cute series!
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RedKnight33 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2017
And I noticed Bloo was singing about The Wizard of Oz! :XD:

Honestly, that Queen Carney gives me the creeps! She brought down both good witches with her Rhyme-o-Reason! :fear:

And judging by how she made that first girl into a pig, it seems as though she's been to Earth too! :worry:

I'd trust that Jack and Tomie would be smart enough to stay away from someone that powerful. ^^;

Being smart is how they've survived for so long! ;)
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